Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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