ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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