Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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