she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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