how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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