Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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