BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
