Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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