You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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