They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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