Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
