There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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