? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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