Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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