Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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