Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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