It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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