Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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