party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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