I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Please don't give away my fajitas
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