they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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