Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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