I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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