Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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