How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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