And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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