I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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