handjob tips. give me some.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The air taste purple.
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