But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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