I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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