What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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