I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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