I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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