I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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