He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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