Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
is that a dick in a sweater?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I forget how to act sober
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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