she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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