Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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