We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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