The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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