I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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