just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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