I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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