Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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