Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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