But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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