My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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