my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You are the jesus of drinking
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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