Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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