Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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