Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
we made out on top of his cat.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I need to calm my uterus...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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