I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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