i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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