I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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