We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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