why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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